5 – Driving with Selina

I’ve been travelling with a new friend, Selina, this last week.  Actually I think she’s lots of people’s friend, because Selina is the default voice on my TomTom satnav.

I didn’t think I’d like her but in fact we’re getting on fine.  I had practiced with her in the UK a bit, just to make sure she knew what she was doing, and slowly my trust in her has grown.  She tells me what lane to be in to make sure I get the junctions right, and she gives advance warnings at exactly the right time.

Trouble is she’s awfully British.  Terribly BBC, don’t you know.  Which is fine, until she starts trying to pronounce Spanish place-names.  Nobody has ever told her that usually in Spanish you put the emphasis on the penultimate syllable.  We went for a drive the other day, heading down to the coast at Velez-Málaga.  Málaga is an exception to the rule about the penultimate syllable, so it has an accent on the first á to show you where to hit the stress.  Well any British hen party flying out from Stansted or Bournemouth can pronounce Málaga alright, but not our Selina with her Queen’s English.  “Turn right to ….. Vell … Ezz …. Mar ….. Lar ….. Gar …..” she intones, with equal emphasis on every syllable, and an annoying downward cadence on each one too.

But I can forgive her this.  In fact on my second trip down to Vel.  Ez.  Mar.  Lar.  Gar.  I quite looked forward to the turning and to hearing her say it.  I forgive her because the way she directs me is such a perfect metaphor for life.  The wonderful Margaret MacKenzie of the Ministry of Sales was the first to point this out in a business network presentation, noting that the nice thing about a sat-nav is that it doesn’t get cross or raise its voice if you take a wrong turning.  It calmly and quietly suggests “At the first opportunity, turn around.”

Well Selina, being a shiny new 2012 model, is even more advanced than that.  Yes, when I deliberately ignored her and took a different turning to go into the Viveros, the garden centre, she did indeed utter those immortal words.  Because she knew I was in a dead end – clever Selina!  But usually she doesn’t even suggest turning round or back-tracking, she simply re-calibrates, recognises that we are now where we are, and instead of shrieking the famous comedy line “Oooh you don’t want to start from here!”, she finds a new and convenient way of enabling you to continue forward so that you rejoin your original route further along.  Plus of course, you are perfectly entitled to decide that you like your new direction, and you can change your destination at any time.

We all need a Selina in our lives.  Fortunately most of us have the equivalent in our friends.  Helping us take tentative steps along our chosen direction.  Gently supporting us if we falter.  Helping us clarify our options – continue, turn back, or change to a new direction.  Never critical, never cross, never stubborn, never rigid.  Travelling alongside, but always allowing us our freedom.  Always willing and able to re-calibrate at a moment’s notice.  Without even stopping to think about it I can easily come up with a dozen real-life Selinas that I regularly or occasionally rely on.  Funny how so many of them are women!  Not all, but most.  Fellow-travellers, one and all.  Glad to have my GPF alongside me – Global Positioning by Friendship.

© Tamara Essex 2012

1 thought on “5 – Driving with Selina

  1. Well where do i begin…. Here in Oz Keith works in said Malaga, pronounced in Selina’s language which causes me much brain ache as i only knew the spanish hen party pronounciation before. Mind you we also have the av on valley, what the? Yet they say avon.. calling ……

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